Where the beck crosses the lane at Wheeldale |
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George Morland. Bucolic scene or a scene of sad poverty. |
Where the beck crosses the lane at Wheeldale |
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George Morland. Bucolic scene or a scene of sad poverty. |
An Edith Pritchett cartoon for Private Eye |
Well the soap box again. I sign a lot of stuff as you can well imagine, no apologies there but this morning I was informed by email that 'Wild Justice' had raised the 100,000 signatures for their Ban to stop Driven Grouse Shooting. That means it goes before parliament for discussion
On the North Yorkshire moors there are grouse butts, in which our fine shooting gentleman and probably a few women stand behind whilst the poor hapless birds are driven towards them for killing. And as an aside the moors are burnt of the old heather for that reason as well.
Killing birds is a pastime for some, a holiday experience for others. A shocking figure, there are 50 million pheasants raised in this country. You probably think they are indigenous, they are not but they are a pleasant sight in the countryside. 37 million of the birds survive but of course probably die quickly, they are an ecological imbalance.
There are times when out on a walk we used to find hidden in the woods an enclosure where the birds were reared before release for the annual kill.
Grouse stay close to my heart as occasionally you would spy them up on the moor and one experience never to be forgotten was a grouse with a little trail of baby grouse crossing the old lane off the moors at Wheeldale. And of course Ted Hughes catches the mood beautifully in his poem.
There is also an interesting blog on why Private Eye refused to use the cartoon a second and third time.
Street House jewelry |
I have been delving:) Firstly, Pace Egg. A Northern traditional Easter play, I suppose you would call it a mummer's play. I suppose before the chocolate Easter egg was invented it was just decorated real eggs. Did you know that you can dye the eggshells almost gold with onion skins, a thought worth keeping. I think the ceremony took place up at Heptonstall, the players are supposed to get eggs from the watchers.
The other thing of note was a small video of Sagar Bakery, which is the other half of the Folklore Centre. The owner has a bakery shop in Hebden Bridge but has moved his baking facilities up to Tod. I often see him and he greets me with a cheerful smile, The video goes through what is after all his workshop, the machines used for bread and cakes and the Folklore Centre of course benefits from all his baking. It has been a few months in the making of this transformation of what I believe was a newspaper's office. It is a very welcoming atmosphere and I shall make the effort to have coffee there more often. Andrew has said we should go there for lunch one day. I hope it all works, there is always good turnout at the talks but the location is slightly off the well worn track.
Hope everyone is having a good Easter, there was a fascinating half hour controversial religious talk this morning. Questioning the rise of immigrants and Sharia Law in this country. There are some who blog who seem to extort hatred against the Asian (black people have been assimilated don't you know. Well mostly) population, and all the rest. Yes it is a troubled matter, why? because so many of these people are hardworking and take on the work us so called 'British people' are loath to do. Our post office is run by a lovely Asian family, and they receive some racist hatred talk in the public arena but they serve the community well. Trouble is we like to have a go at something that is strange, we stamp on insects without thought and it is the same with our human compatriots. But remember our valiant NHS would not be able to run were it not for people from other countries working in it.
But what to do with the young unskilled contingency that are from other countries I do not know and yet I hope an answer can be found. A thought came to mind whilst writing that. All these charities that go abroad to sink wells for water, to teach people how to grow food in difficult climates, maybe some futures lie their. And there is a hell of lot of rebuilding of houses and infrastructure across the world, think Gaza for instance.
So as another Easter passes in a muddle of religiosity and crap commercialism, not forgetting the folklore myths of old, I would say that we are living through terrible but interesting times.
18th April is World Heritage Day. Something close to Paul's heart, as a conservationist, is the destruction of archaeological sites. He was always angry about the destruction of the Bamiyan Buddhas in Afghanistan in 2001 and wrote quite a lot about them on his blog. They lay along the Silk Road and were blown up by the Islamic Taliban. It would be impossible to put the pieces together again. So on this day I mark out the futility of war and especially religious wars.
For a favourite bird. A/F mentioned the curlew he had heard up on the moors yesterday, they are here, their bubbling joyous voices sounding over the grass land. The video is four minutes long and there are plenty of videos of the curlew' songs that are much shorter, but the one below was recorded at Hadrian's Wall.
And as its Easter, the little Scottish girl musing on eggs, rabbits and Jesus.
I want to drop quiet happy photos onto the page but the news and a very noisy machine outside stops me, We all know they are fighting back in America against the horror regime of three, well the latest is Harvard, it is on Bensozia's blog. A strongly worded letter back against the interference of government into the workings of the university.. you can find it here.
The other thing that came to my notice is the trio of Rory Stewart, Alistair Campbell and Anthony Scaramucci discussing the excessive amount of trolling that takes place when they podcast. There are factories of troll people out there, whether they are Chinese, Russian or even our Western lot. Forget your own little puny nasties, when you have them by the thousand you become quite nonchalant about them and even don't read the nonsense. "How we trolled the Trollers"
Do you remember the trio of Ronnie Corbet, Ronnie Barker and John Cleese in the brilliant 'class' sketch, you should find it here. Well I have been finding things out about my background. I am dismissed by my grand daughter as a person without family background because I am illegitimate and got adopted at birth. My childhood is of little importance here but I eventually was allowed information on my birth mother when I was very much older.
Her maiden name was Colclough, Oh I said that means I am related to the family that brought out Colclough china. But in my usual skeptical mode, I feel that family trees just spread and spread. So when I was made to have a DNA test it turned out that I was 77% English, the rest being European 11%, 9% Irish, Scottish and Welsh, and a bit of Baltic tossed into the mix. The revelation came that the 77% came from the Midlands, and West Midlands - Staffordshire where I was originally born.
Now as words always intrigue me I wanted to know the breakdown of Colclough. Clough is a deep ravine and Col apparently comes from coal, denoting a dark swarthy man. Although Col could come to mean cold. There is a mention of a Colclough/Cowclough, Whitworth up here in Lancaster and according to the Wiki this is where it originated. Well blow me down Whitworth is just up the road, so have I returned to the place of my ancestors? Alright I know I don't take things seriously. But.................
On looking the surname up, I find that my very 'Englishness' is derived from Anglo/Saxon inheritance but that from 1690 there were a bagatelle of Colclough baronets, all who served as members of parliament. And not only that but six of them had the first name of 'Caesar'. Now that is intriguing and worth some thought. Are we seeing a lazy form of naming, or were all these sons expected to be men of statue in the eyes of the public. Why Caesar? early conqueror of Britain, though he sailed away without his wishes fulfilled.
Let us start with yesterday morning. Email from Andrew 'Amazon parcel by dustbin'. So I collect it and put it in his work room, then notice the cat has been sick in the room. Clean up. Breakfast and a return to computer, I happily go through my routine. Then notice 9.12. on the clock. I am supposed to have a Covid injection at 9.14 but it is just across the road so no worry.
Efficiency is the name of the game at our medical centre, I join a short queue and within a couple of minutes I am ushered into the room with a nurse. Doctor comes in administers needle - all over. I ask the nurse why is it happening so quickly and she says, it is because they have 14 rooms running at the same time. At last the white elephant of a medical centre is learning to use all its facilities. Not to forget of course that this is facilitated by the computer which holds all our records and is easily accessed for information.
The meeting in the afternoon was good. He was a young lad but with the facts at his fingertips, the only problem I had was he spoke too quickly. Holly, the person who organises the Folklore Centre, had arranged the restaurant bit of the room in chairs and settees round tables to make it more comfortable, a novel experience but the only problem there, with people getting up to get drinks there was hardly any passing space and it became like a maze to thread your way through.
The subject matter was about weaving, the stories and goddesses who whirled around this essential craft that has clothed all of us. He followed the course of making one stitch after another from the early vertical looms of the Bronze Age with their holed weight stones still strung out on the ground in many an archaeological dig. To the nalbinding technique that was used in Europe, a single knitting needle that made the fishing nets.
Knitting, this 'granny' occupation is making a comeback of course with the younger crowd as well. In the eternal search for our own welfare and long lived lives, well knitting brings a calmness to the soul. Maybe! but give me a difficult pattern and I get very frustrated.
Going Gently says he loves writing and it gives me the moment to say I love writing as well. Though what to write is often a mystery. But for instance I managed Wordle in three today, and yesterday in two. I normally use one of two words sweat or swear. They both have the common e and a, also s and r. Of course when the Wordle represents another word with completely different letters. I may be stuck but somehow 6 tries is just enough to reveal a couple of letters.
Turning to the history of religion, Ironpolis has been visiting the 'Rood - Ruthwell Cross. An Anglo-Saxon cross from the 8th century it tells the story from the gallows side of the hanging of Christ. But in 1640 there was a Scottish Reformation and all pagan symbolism was destroyed. The Ruthwell Cross escaped and was buried by the priest at Ruthwell in the ground and then rescued in the 19th century.
There is an Anglo-Saxon poem called 'The Dream of the Rood' you can find it here. A/S poetry is a favourite of mine, the richness of the language always stops me in my tracks.... Here a parable about the sparrow that flew through the hall....
It seems to me thus, dearest king, that this present life of men on earth, in comparison to the time that is unknown to us, [is] as if you were sitting at your dinner tables with your noblemen, warmed in the hall, and it rained and it snowed and it hailed and one sparrow came from outside and quickly flew through the hall and it came in through one door and went out through the other. Lo! During the time that he was inside, he was not touched by the storm of the winter. But that is the blink of an eye and the least amount of time, but he immediately comes from winter into winter again. So then this life of men appears for a short amount of time; what came before or what follows after, we do not know. Therefore, if this new lore brings anything more certain and more wise, it is worthy of that that we follow it.’
The South door of Kilpeck Church. Taken from Wikipedia |
The other thing that caught my eye was the above beautiful medieval doorway. The church has many carvings. eighty-one gargoyles outside, dragons inside. The carvings are put down to a school of craftsmen. Never visited, and probably never will. Also of course a Sheela-na-Gig, which if you don't know is a rather nasty carving of a naked female exposing her private parts. Sheela-na-gigs appear quite frequently on old churches, their symbolism has no explanation, except as a warning about wicked women, nuff said about the wicked men though! but..... there used to be a male figure, Anglo/Saxon stone. It had been used in the church high up the back wall at Abson Church a couple of miles from Pucklechurch in Gloucestershire. The land belonged to the abbots and there is a story about Pucklechurch to be found here .
Our friends lived at Pucklechurch and I shall always remember the story of when they were invited to the manor house for an evening meal and smoked 'pot'.
On the home front, daughter and Andrew off to Italy for a couple of weeks, think they are ending up in Naples, we will see. I shall be going to a meeting tomorrow about the stories of Weaving, spinsters, goddesses. All a bit fey but whatever.
Also my Singapore readers have disappeared thank goodness. I reckon they have learnt the words of 'Hands of Canada' and get totally bored by my other writing. Which is perhaps where I started from at the beginning of this blog.
I started with Bowles wallflower, something I always believed was cultivated by the Reverend Bowles of Bremhill (near Calne) and then went through the rabbit hole as names from that part of my life trickled through. It started with the plaque the Reverend had written (he was a poet, but mocked unkindly by the great names of the time, including Byron) his short verse on Maud Heath's Causeway outside Chippenham, a pathway constructed high above the muddy path as you made your way to Chippenham Market.
Then the mention of Langley Burrell a village further down the road. Here my then husband had excavated a medieval kiln, I remember I found a medieval jug, almost intact and having to extract it very carefully from the soil. Around the kiln was a cobbled surface and I used to dream of the traffic of horses and people. At this stage I wasn't married to Dr. R. Wilcox - yes that was the name that popped up as I went through the Google tunnel.
He wasn't very good at writing reports so I cannot find one on that excavation but I note that another quickfire excavation we did was at The Golddiggers Club in Chippenham (it must have been in the carpark), though the land is now being built over for elderly homes. Here we had uncovered large post holes. Hopefully it was to be a Saxon Hall, where King Alfred The Great had fled from Chippenham down into the marshes of Somerset to burn the cakes.
"Alfred blockaded the Viking ships in Devon, and with a relief fleet having been scattered by a storm, the Danes were forced to submit. The Danes withdrew to Mercia. In January 878, the Danes made a sudden attack on Chippenham, a royal stronghold in which Alfred had been staying over Christmas "and most of the people they killed, except the King Alfred, and he with a little band made his way by wood and swamp, and after Easter he made a fort at Athelney in the marshes of Somerset, and from that fort kept fighting against the foe".
I had excavated one of the holes on a hot Saturday afternoon and was disappointed only to find a piece of pottery at the bottom. But of course large post holes could mean a Saxon Hall and I notice that another excavation has been undertaken to find further evidence, 30 large post holes must surely point to Saxon. And the story of Alfred the Great must be true because it can be found in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle!
After this at Easter, Alfred with a small band,
History does truly lie under our feet, it is layered like a cake, you scrape off horizontally and record vertically. Most of our finds went to the Chippenham Museum and one of Ron's students Mike Stone became curator there, but moved eventually to a London museum to be head curator there.
We were a small group of friends with Ron as our mentor and most weekends we would take the old college bus and either do a small excavation or go on trips to Wales or 'Up North'. To visit castles or even one of my favourite places which is Llanthony Priory or Tretowers Court, all within a day's driving. Sometimes I think because Britain is such a small country, the land absorbs the layers of history, it is like a book just turn the pages and something will always appear.
Well America has responded with a definite thumbs down to their new government yesterday. Did you see New York? In my heart such nonsense that came from the evil three would soon be shown for the empty greediness of corruption. I don't know where America goes from here but the battle is on and I think democracy will win.
I have been listening Katty Kay and Scaramucci, you can find them here. I find their partnership on their podcasts as an intelligent discussion on the woes of America. It is like living in a parallel world, and it was summoned up by one comment in the podcast - I wouldn't be surprised at this point if Trump declares himself a god and marries a horse. As of course the Irish high Kings in Dark Age Ireland were supposed to do at Tara I believe (and I think they mated!)
The ridiculous and surreal has pranced onto the world stage. Has anyone read H. G. Wells- War of the World. There are two groups of people the Eloi and the Morlocks. The Eloi are pretty small blonde haired people living on the surface of the Earth, the Morlocks on the other hand are dark creatures living in the dark subterranean caves below. Sadly the Morlocks keep the Eloi for food, and they tend to their needs and the Eloi who are not very bright live uncomplicated lives, not understanding what is happening..........
The other thing I caught last night was the Wandering Turnip in Hawarth of all places, marvelling about the small shops open up the hill to The Rectory, home of the three Bronte girls. He also went up on the moors, to find the supposed farmhouse where Cathy lived in "Wuthering Heights". Bit daft, and it was a rather ugly old ruined building but interesting all the same. Sometimes I see England as a whole theme land of past history.
Heptonstall Weaver's cottage |
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The grave of David and Grace Hartley (King) taken from Geograph - Nigel Lloyd |
North Stoke: 22/02/2022 Palindrome Day
North Stoke: 30th January 2023
North Stoke: Clipped and counterfeitedRocky Valley carving, date of carving unknown |
This morning when I woke up I thought of the little wild white wind or wood anemone. It is strange how the mind unconsciously remembers the time of the flowers. Well I know it will be flowering up at Langridge near Bath and also in Blake Wood near Chelmsford, so I wish them well in their sanctuaries. I turned to Richard Jeffries writing. He came from Swindon, not exactly the town you would expect to have such a fine 19th century writer but there you are.
The tiny windflower jostles amicably with the violet |
Did you know that the bright green of our fields so beloved by the farmer to feed his herds, relies on nitrogen and the nitrogen will slowly work outwards destroying the wild as it goes. Our rivers are so polluted by farm waste and sewage that the abundant water life ceases to exist. I don't really worry about people being able to swim in the rivers and lakes but I do worry about the fish that once lived in clean waters. An earlier blog.........................
A concise description of a flower that I have never been able to grow, though it has acquired the name of Dane's Blood or Dane's Flower, (unusual beauty deserves unusual origins says Grigson)
But it did grow on the Devil's Dyke and Fleam Dyke which were associated with the Danes."
It is quite an exciting time of the year, the small Pasque flower (for Easter) is making an appearance and also the Snakeshead Fritillaria flower, a rather exotic flower and though cultivated now, the one place you can see it in the wild is North Meadow near Cricklade in Gloucester.
Fritillary |
Humour: Like the thread of silver that used to run through our old pound notes, so has humour run through the blogs lately. So I set a very forgetful mind to work out who made me laugh - it was a mixed bag!
Remember 'The tub of Lard' that was 1993, when Roy Hattersley the politician did not appear on 'Have I got news for you'. They substituted a tub of lard for Hattersley, it was original and funny as they addressed the tube of lard quite seriously.
Ian Hislop and Paul Merton always have on the tips of their tongues a funny remark, my two favourites by the way. Ian Hislop latest was recently, when asked to talk about the latest crisis with America. He said, and here I am paraphrasing, it will be four years of glorious fun, there maybe a few nuclear bombs involved - but hey-ho.
Spike Milligan's rather droll outlook on life is captured brilliantly on his gravestone "I told you I was ill".
My one and only joke which is so pathetic.
There were two dogs who lived in Rome, one was a Catholic dog the other a Protestant dog. One Friday wandering together through the streets the Protestant dog cocked his leg against the Vatican. The Catholic dog looked at him furiously, 'if it wasn't Friday I would bite your balls of for that'.
Now most people won't know why. But of course you don't eat meat on Friday just fish by Catholic command, silly but it always made me laugh.
Home news: the Swiss trip is off, Matilda was sick all night, apparently Nora virus is doing the rounds through her friends so the trip is cancelled much to my daughter's relief. Funnily enough she and Andrew went to listen to an older comedian at a club on Thursday night. She didn't find him very funny, but if I remember will look his name up. She was cross with him because he picked on them in the front row.
Andrew's laugh is always enormous, he laughs at most things. But is funny how humour and laughter helps the human heart to relax. One more, when the bet was on that Liz Truss leadership would not outlive the life of a lettuce. Guess who won? the lettuce of course. It was an Iceberg lettuce, spiteful of course but humour can also be cutting.